“Fuck this. Cash me out. You’d have to be a millionaire to play in this damned game.”

$2/$5 NL. $200 minimum buy-in, $1K Max buy. Ship your initial buy, you can rebuy for up to what you’re stuck. Not uncommon for it to be $45-$55 pre-flop, 70%+ of the time.

Player was… displeased with the onslaught of action. Quit the game.

I got a good laugh, because immediately after he said this, two literal millionaires sat down and got in the game.