Scold, yell, bitch, complain. I apologize. I’ve been out of the loop. I got me one of them job things and on top of that, I temporarily forgot how to remove my cranium from my anus while at the poker table.

There was no surgeon to pay, but the procedure of getting your own head out of your ass can be quite expensive. I find I do better when I never stop blogging about it, so I’ll see what I can do to keep everyone posted.

I haven’t had a cigarette since Moses wore short pants, I need to go buy some, I’ll post more in a bit, I promise.